Becca goes to the PCC

Aloha!! Check out my sweet tattoo from the islands of Marquesas! They do full body tattoos in Marquesas, but that is against the Honor Code so we just do fake ones that don't even cover your body at the Polynesian Cultural Center where my brother in-law works. I also rode on a canoe and didn't even fall in the water despite the hilarious jokes our Korean rower kept spouting from the hind parts of our vessel. We went on a pig hunt and milked a coconut which is entirely different from milking a cow in case you didn't know and I learned how to swivel my hips real sassy-like thanks to my previous lessons from Miss Brittney Brown (thanks Britt!) and I wanted to shimmy up the coconut tree like my friend the Samoan, but I didn't do it..... maybe next time. Then I pigged out on Kalua pig cooked in an imu. Yum yum. I drank lots of pog to go with my pig and then an old man gave me a booty load of pineapple squares requesting that I share the love. Speaking of booties the men at the night show almost burned theirs off! Don't worry- they didn't- but I was indeed perched on the edge of my seat as the final performer threw his lighted knife across the stage to an innocent bystander....just kidding! Good times were had by all and then I found ten dollars.